Bored? We've all been there. But I'm here to help you not get bored. I can see that some of you are getting ultra excited but don't be, because I am not here to make your day so awesome that you love today better than your Birthday party, I am not here to make you love your activities so much that you show it off to your friends, I am not here to give you a present, I am not here to give you the happy potion, I'm not here to cast a spell on you to make you never get bored again, I'm not here to give you a lucky charm bracelet to make your life free of sadness, if you're bored keep reading for a bit to waste a few seconds of your time. I am only here to help you to not get bored.